A friend posted the following list recently and I think it may be my favorite thing this year.
- I’m a simple girl: I’m admittingly dumb.
- I’m an honest girl: I have a big mouth.
- I’m outgoing: I’m a slut.
- I’m tough: I talk shit.
- I like to have fun: I party a lot.
- I’m a shitty friend: I hook-up with my friends’ boyfriends… aka I’m a shitty friend.
- I’m a shitty person: I’m a shitty person.
- I’m a loner: I actually have no friends.
- I’m independent: I desire everyone’s attention.
- I like Photography: I like to take pictures of myself from obscure angles, odd lighting, or “oddly sexy body parts”. AKA from the celing, candle light, my collar bone.
- I’m better than you: I’m an insecure bitch.
I think we need a male version of this list and we also need to write a script that will translate a user’s page for you. (Biznitch.com anyone?)