Grammar’s Role
The difference between prescriptive grammarians and descriptive grammarians: is grammar a set of boundaries or a set of tools?
An Observation
Any boyfriend who wears headphones while sitting next to his girlfriend should be dumped.
If You Want To Start This Cycle
There should be a rule: if you want to live in a cutthroat, competitve society and you’re not the absolute most qualified person for any given position, you can have your head cut off. Wait, that rule used to exist. See the Priests of Aricia. File under: “And they call this progress?”
Superiors
One of the things I think democracy has taken away from us is the ability to bow to our’s superiors. A: “I hate how condescending you are.” B: “If you were a little smarter, you’d see it as me giving you a chance to walk away without the full force of my hostility. I’m reminding [...]
A Parable
When sick, we do not even cry at things that normally would invoke tears: we lack the strength for tears.
To Shatter Hearts
“It should have sung, not spoken — this new voice.” And if I had a voice to sing, I would sing a song to shatter hearts when other voices would shatter glass.
My Life In The Knife Trade
How many times have I noticed that our eyes hardly ever meet from your judgement seat? I can feel the anger for my very being. Fill me in on when you became such a big part of my life that I should bother with all your lies designed to bring me down. Wrong again. Don’t [...]
Bands Growing In 2005
I am excited to see how much the following bands have grown in 2005 and how likely it seems they will continue to grow. I wish them the best of the luck in 2006 and hope to see them grow even further. Classic Case The Sleeping With Honor The Exit
Hot Topic Syndrome
I would like to discuss a mental illness I feel has recently infected a substantial portion of the human population: Hot Topic Syndrome. Hot Topic Syndrome involves ugly girls wear scanty clothing, anyone talking about being an asshole as something to be proud of, (I will gladly fight anyone in an assholery contest and win) [...]
Armor For Sleep
Ok, I’ll admit it: I like Armor For Sleep. Man, admitting this is going to go badly. I hope bad dreams come when I die so we can talk. I won’t wake up. I’ll ask you how your life worked out. I’ll never know that I’m just dreaming.