Lolz!!1 We Blew Up The Kio Towers! W00t!

Lately, I fail to find the focus necessary to properly proof-read what I write before I am willing to post things here, but the following development in Congress is such a blatant absurdity and has so enraged me that I can’t resist posting about it.

Congress Demands Recordkeeping From Social Networking Websites (AKA The Terrorists Have Myspace)

If anyone out there would like to help produce a parody of this article’s claims to distribute online and hopefully remind people of the nonsense that’s being used to advocate the loss of basic freedoms in America, I would love to. Think of it: we could make a Myspace for Bin Laden — replete with emails from fat girls with misleading pictures, comments from fellow terrorists talking about their never-ending hatred for freedom and a blog that only he can read.

Because clearly the terrorists are using Myspace to take American lives. It’s true what Good Clean Fun said:

Tom, you’ve created a monster.1

  1. Good Clean Fun : Between Christian Rock And A Hard Place : The Myspace Song

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