A: I slept like an angel last night.
B: Angels don’t sleep.
A: How do you know that?
B: Because it says so in the Bible.
A: Where in the Bible does it say that?
B: In the beginning of the New Testament.
A: Where in the beginning of the New Testament?
A: In the beginning, where it says, “in the beginning…”
B: That’s not in the beginning of the New Testament.
A: I’ll burn you.