Not Even Smart Enough to Be a Dweeb

My nephew is getting World of Warcraft. This is terrible. He’s not smart enough to be a nerd — or a geek. He’s just doomed.

He’s not even smart enough to be a dweeb. He’s just going to be a spazz. Agh.1

  1. Anonymous friend regarding anonymous nephew

One response to “Not Even Smart Enough to Be a Dweeb”

  1. Kathy

    I read this, and was like, woah, John has a nephew since when!?

    but then i saw your footnote.

    Anyway, I’ve had that exact same World of Warcraft conversation with like 5 people in the last month; people concerned about a younger sibling or someone else they know getting into it.

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