John Myles White: Die Sudelbücher

My nephew is getting World of Warcraft. This is terrible. He’s not smart enough to be a nerd — or a geek. He’s just doomed.

He’s not even smart enough to be a dweeb. He’s just going to be a spazz. Agh.¹

1. Anonymous friend regarding anonymous nephew↩

In reference to her frustration over the universality of English in the world, Gemma said the best thing said this week:

pq no colonizamos america del norte, PQ???¹

1. Gemma Muñoz Freixes↩

God is real, unless declared integer.¹

This is clearly the best quote Slashdot has ever had up.

1. Today’s Daily Quote On Slashdot↩

John Myles White: So it’ll be a night to remember.
Adam Sahlin: Haha.
Adam Sahlin: If it actually happens, which it probably won’t.
John Myles White: Yeah.
Adam Sahlin: But if it does, I’ll hit dudes with chairs.¹

1. Conversation On AIM With Adam Sahlin↩

Madrid es marrón y Barcelona es azul.¹

Because I should have quoted this a long time ago.

And the word of the day is blau.

1. Gemma Muñoz Freixes↩

Of all the things my friends have said recently that I had meant to post online, the one thing that I can still recall clearly was actually one I don’t think we said should be a Quote Of The Day:

Sergeant: You, Fernandez, get over there. You’re going to be part of Operation Human Shield.
Fernandez: But I’m white!
Sergeant: Your last name’s Fernandez, so go get over there! (Pauses.) You, White, come here. You’re going to be part of Operation Get Behind The Brownies.
White: Yes, sir!¹

1. Conversation About Racial Identity↩

Obsessed Fan: You fucked my girlfriend with a cellphone.

Gwar: We did not fuck her. We raped her. And it was not with a cellphone. It was with a phonebooth.¹

1. Gwar Concert : Irving Plaza, NYC : December 14, 2006↩

Pablo: Hoy me llamó mi hermana desde NY.
Pablo: Dice que sólo hay taxis y negros.¹

1. Conversation On MSN↩

Dude, they’re gonna play again.¹

1. Overheard cellphone conversation of someone coming out of the Indecision reunion show.↩

I’ll burn down a church before I die.¹

1. Frank, one of many singers for Shallow Water Grave↩