Quotes Of The Day
Not Even Smart Enough to Be a Dweeb
My nephew is getting World of Warcraft. This is terrible. He’s not smart enough to be a nerd — or a geek. He’s just doomed. He’s not even smart enough to be a dweeb. He’s just going to be a spazz. Agh.1 Anonymous friend regarding anonymous nephew↩
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In reference to her frustration over the universality of English in the world, Gemma said the best thing said this week: pq no colonizamos america del norte, PQ???1 Gemma Muñoz Freixes↩
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God is real, unless declared integer.1 This is clearly the best quote Slashdot has ever had up. Today’s Daily Quote On Slashdot↩
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John Myles White: So it’ll be a night to remember. Adam Sahlin: Haha. Adam Sahlin: If it actually happens, which it probably won’t. John Myles White: Yeah. Adam Sahlin: But if it does, I’ll hit dudes with chairs.1 Conversation On AIM With Adam Sahlin↩
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Madrid es marrón y Barcelona es azul.1 Because I should have quoted this a long time ago. And the word of the day is blau. Gemma Muñoz Freixes↩
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Of all the things my friends have said recently that I had meant to post online, the one thing that I can still recall clearly was actually one I don’t think we said should be a Quote Of The Day: Sergeant: You, Fernandez, get over there. You’re going to be part of Operation Human Shield. [...]
Quote Of The Day (AKA “Fuck You, Jewcifer.”)
Obsessed Fan: You fucked my girlfriend with a cellphone. Gwar: We did not fuck her. We raped her. And it was not with a cellphone. It was with a phonebooth.1 Gwar Concert : Irving Plaza, NYC : December 14, 2006↩
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Pablo: Hoy me llamó mi hermana desde NY. Pablo: Dice que sólo hay taxis y negros.1 Conversation On MSN↩
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Dude, they’re gonna play again.1 Overheard cellphone conversation of someone coming out of the Indecision reunion show.↩
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I’ll burn down a church before I die.1 Frank, one of many singers for Shallow Water Grave↩