Quote Of The Day, Of The Week, Of The Year, Of My Lifetime
Americans just aren’t gullible enough to believe that they came from a fish.1 This quote provides the quintessential example of the playing out of those traits I see in humans that lead me to think humanity’s problems are not ever going to be solved by any political, religious or philosophical system. To understand what I [...]
Quote Of The Day
Given my generally dark mood of late, I’ve not followed through with the habit of posting Quotes Of The Day, but in the interest of restoring at the very least my delight in mischief, I thought I should quote the words that most amused me today. Irene Benito Jordá: Que fuerte! Irene Benito Jordá: Me [...]
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After, you don’t find the opposite sex attractive, you just want to fuck metal.1 Rachel Elizabeth de Bernardo↩
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If I had that much money, I would have a cape made out of human flesh.1 Phillip Jonathan Briar↩
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The second you start being unhappy, I’l say “get out of here and get one of your happy friends to stick her ass in my face.”1 Harry Mazzio : Conversation About Cafe Risque↩
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Mike Depinto: All these years we’ve been overlooking a great restaurant just a block from your house. Manny Ferndandez: (Confused.) The bagel shop? Mike Depinto: Ali Baba’s, dude.1 Mike Depinto, Manny Ferndanez : A Conversation Recounted To Me : January 17th, 2005↩
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Manny Fernandez: Yea I love reading Jocelyn’s blog. Manny Fernandez: It’s like a newpaper about the terrible shit for people you don’t like.1 Manny Fernandez : IM Conversation : January 8, 2005↩
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Belated, here’s the quote of the day from the dinner Mike, Manny, Matt and I (the only non-M-named person at the table) had at the Karma Kafe the other night. You can judge a book by its cover one hundred percent of the time.1 Matt Fox : December 28th, 2005↩
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I told ‘em: “if you go near those pumps smoking, I’ll kick you in the nads.” And they went near the pumps smoking. So you know what I did? I kicked ‘em in the nads.1 Mike Depinto’s favorite mechanic explaining his daily life to us yesterday after we got a flat tire in Hoboken. The [...]
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(In reference to braving today’s transit strike in New York City.) John Myles White: How was it? Suzanne Michelle Ennis: ahhhh Suzanne Michelle Ennis: i hate humanity1 Suzanne Michelle Ennis : December 20th, 2005↩